Joey Greco has his work cut out for him. With Perez Hilton reporting that Michael C. Hall has cheated on his wife with Julia Stiles, it begs the question: who is immune to infidelity these days? Eva Longoria, one of the most beautiful women on earth, is rumored to have been cheated on by husband Tony Parker. Is any relationship safe anymore? What are these people missing in their lives that they feel they have to outsource to ladies (or gents) of the night? I don't know about you guys, but if I'm Tony Parker, a tall, gumpy dude who, let's face it, is just NOT that cute, and I score a lady as gorgeous as Eva, I think I'm pretty much set. I guess you could pull a Weird Science and digitally create your perfect woman, but let's be honest: she just won't have the sass that human ladies do.
I don't know any person that hasn't been affected by cheating in some way at this point in our lives. I've been cheated on. So have many of my friends. Sure, it sucks, but can you really be that mad about fate intervening in this divine way? Is it really meant to be if the person you love is snookin' for love in a dumpy townie bar? I think not.
People are mad about gay marriage. I have to be honest, I just don't get it. So two men want to officially declare their love for each other. You're more upset about that than Larry King having his pick of the litter and continuing to pluck wives for his collection? I hope somewhere in his creepy lair he has a wax museum filled with life-sized figures dedicated to each of his former wives. A gaggle of ladies to stare him in the face the next time he visits Jakob the jeweler and decides he might want to pop the question and add another to the flock.
Cheating is sucky, there's no doubt about it. And with all the negativity around, it's easy to get caught up and get down on the sanctity of marriage. But I think the most inspirational thing to see are the couples who stand by each other when times get tough, support each other and stay loyal. They're out there, I've seen it. My aunt and uncle have been married for decades, and stand by each other. And I'm not saying that life doesn't grenade launch lemons at you now and again, but I think it's the people who put those lemons in the Jack LaLanne juicer and make lemonade that inspire me the most. Stay strong, Eva. If Hilary, Sandra Bullock and Elin can do it, you can too.