The hottest breaking news this week? Selena Gomez's puppy ate some rocks, y'all.
Whomp, whomp.
I'm one of the biggest animal lovers you'll ever meet and I hope the little guy pulls through his rock-removal surgery, but I just have to ask--WHY is this top news? This is kinda like the time J-Biebs got a haircut and it made front page news.
Guess I should get a more reliable news source than Perez Hilton.
I never want to know another thing about Selena's puppy ever in my life. I'm not sure if that makes me a horrible person, but I'm okay with that.
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Lor, if that makes you a horrible person you can save me a seat on the flight to hell.
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