I was raised in the midwest. With manners. Napkin-in-your-lap, please-and-thank-you, the whole nine. I even attended a Miss Manners seminar when I was 12. It was the longest and most horrific day of my life. The only thing I remember from it is the rhyme to remember how to eat soup: "little ships go out to sea, only to return to me." Good thing I've carried THAT with me and don't eat like a tyrranosaurus.
But I digress.
This may be why, when a lady failed to hold the door open for me the other day, I screamed after her: "THANKS FOR HOLDING THE DOOR!" And exhaled a silent "BITCH" under my breath. I might have been angry, but I wasn't about to get into a Jerry Springer brawl at a rest stop.
But seriously?? I hold the door open for EVERYONE. Even if it's an awkward couple of steps before they even REACH the door. Men, women, children, monkeys. Doesn't matter. I hold the door.
This particular day I was exiting the rest stop with two full drinks in both hands, a purse on one shoulder, and keys draped over my arm. This lady went through TWO sets of doors, slamming BOTH in my face. I had to kick them open like Chuck Norris after her selfish ass made it through scot-free.
I wanted to punch her square in the shnoz.
What the hell is wrong with people? Didn't your mother teach you ANYTHING?
I totally agree.. Common courtesy and manners are sorely lacking anymore. Awful. People who spit out their gum on sidewalks or leave them smooshed under tables make me want to commit murder.
ReplyDeleteYou and me both, Tonya. Or people who toss trash out of the window... grr. Someone had the audacity to throw a glass bottle out of their window on the highway the other day and my boyfriend's brother popped a tire driving over it. People are so stupid.
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