Which brings a whole slew of new blogging possibilities. And don't worry, it will be full of swearing and sluttiness, like always.
First on the menu: the world's sluttiest bridesmaids dresses! (And prom, we can't leave those racy numbers out.)
|That's one way to highlight Pippa's derriere.|
|The flower is a nice touch.|
|The bride will look STUNNING next to this demure number.|
|Nothing says "have her home by 9" like leopard and leather.|
|The rear zipper is like the velcro butt patch for troll dolls. Easy bathroom access.|
|G.I. Jane definitely won't outshine the bride.|
|I like that it showcases the back of the upper thigh... always a sexy hotspot for cellulite.|
|A wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.|
|Love the crumb catcher: eat dinner and store the leftovers where the sun don't shine.|
Some of these are better left to the bedroom. So let's hear it, kiddies... which dress do YOU vote for?? Let's help my sister with the planning.