Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Selena's puppy ate some rocks.

The hottest breaking news this week? Selena Gomez's puppy ate some rocks, y'all.

Whomp, whomp.

I'm one of the biggest animal lovers you'll ever meet and I hope the little guy pulls through his rock-removal surgery, but I just have to ask--WHY is this top news? This is kinda like the time J-Biebs got a haircut and it made front page news.

Guess I should get a more reliable news source than Perez Hilton.


  1. I never want to know another thing about Selena's puppy ever in my life. I'm not sure if that makes me a horrible person, but I'm okay with that.


  2. Lor, if that makes you a horrible person you can save me a seat on the flight to hell.