"Giiiiirls, ya'll lookin GOOD. Ya'll lookin like SNACKS."
I've been out of the dating game awhile, it seems. Because it appears that this is the line young gentlemen use to woo potential female suitors these days.
I was walking down the street with my girlfriends when a group of guys yelled this out at us.
Snacks? Like Twinkies? Pringles? Cheetos?
The cheese that goes CRUNCH?
I'm not sure whether it was meant as a compliment or an insult. So thanks? I think?
What the hell happened to the dating scene since I've been outtie? Or has it ALWAYS been this way, and I was too drunk to notice? I'll tell you what--I'd rather be at home watching Lifetime Original Movies ALONE than catering to someone's primal vending machine desires.