Yesterday I was on the elliptical at the gym, minding my business, when a man and a woman came over to my (generally peaceful) corner of the gym and started loudly gossiping about one of their mutual friends.
He was gay, she was his (loud and very annoying) lady friend, who didn't do one ounce of working out the entire time they were there.
He attempted to lift weights while she followed him and talked his ear off about said mutual friend and her low dating standards. He walked over to the free weights, she followed him. He walked over to the lat pulldown machine... she followed him. He walked over to the treadmill... well, you get the picture.
But when he got on the treadmill, she announced that she was too tired to work out and was going home.
I'm sure she was tired, running her mouth like that.
I wanted to hurl my water bottle at both of them and tell them to shutty.
But I refrained, and instead made passive aggressive sneers while I re-read the same sentence for the seventh time in my book.
Why get a gym membership? You just need an unlimited phone plan, Chatty.